Fuck that.
/* Remove automatic hyphenation */
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.widget-area .widget { word-wrap: normal; -webkit-hyphens: none; -moz-hyphens: none; hyphens: none; }
.post-navigation .post-title, .entry-title, .comments-title { -webkit-hyphens: none !important; -moz-hyphens: none !important; hyphens: none !important; }